Darth Vader tells Luke Skywalker that he is his father. Even I know that, but here’s the twist: He is also that chicks father, the princess. What the hell is her name? The one Luke is boning, but it’s too late. They’ve already boned, she’s pregnant and abortions didn’t exist in outer space or in the past when this story was written, like 100 years ago. The movie ends on a terribly depressing note, both Luke and princess who-ever are bummed that they are related, because even in space, incest is creepy and frowned upon, and the movie ends with them trying to decide what they will do with their special children. The trilogy then mainly focuses on their kids, Chewbacca and R2D2.